Recent blurbs…

On customer service…
Lady: Can I help?
Me: I need to put money on my pre-paid Digicel.
Lady: We don’t do that here.
Me: Oh, I thought the sign said you did <gestures to sign>.
Lady: No, we only do Digicel.
Me: Uhh… that’s what I wanted.
Lady: <Walks away and mumbles>
Me: Sooooo where do I go to get it then?
Lady: [...]

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Wax on, wax off.

Call me crazy (like you haven’t already…), but I love washing cars.  I don’t know what’s so intriguing about it for me.
Is it because I get to play with bubbles?
Or, could it be that I get to play with the hose?
How about because I get a nice tan while doing it?
Maybe, it’s the way the [...]

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