Dear Silentorchestra,
Why, oh why, have you neglected me so?
Where have you been?
Are you hibernating?
Was it something I said?
What happened?
Are your fingers broken?
Is it writer’s block?
Huh?
I believe I am entitled to an explanation at the very least, Silentorchestra.
Why?
Love,
Blog.
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Dear Blog,
Yes, it seems I have been quite absent as of late.
First, please accept my sincerest apologies.
Blog, understand that sometimes these things happen… distractions.
Rather than listing a bunch of excuses, I’ll just say… here I am, back again.
Good?
I promise that I will not neglect you again.
Promise.
Pinky swear.
Do you forgive me?
Love,
Silentorchestra
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Dear Silentorchestra,
We’ll see.
Love,
Blog.