Hmm.
I’ve never had so many wrong number incidents like I’ve had here.
Ever.
Sometimes I think people just close their eyes,
reach for the phone,
and hope for the best.
<Ring, ring>
Me: Hello?
Random: Ya, uh huh. I called you earlier, what happened?
Me: Huh?
Random: Haha. You playin games? Four o’clock.
Me: Whaa? Who is this?
<Silence>
Me: Hellloo?
<Silence>
Random: Who is this?
Me: Who is this?
<Silence>
Random: What? What do you mean? Who is THIS?
Me: Ha. Seriously. What do you mean, what do I mean? Who are you trying to reach?
Random: What? Who is this?
Me: Okay. Ha. What number are you trying to dial… on… the phone.
<Silence>
Me: Hello?
Random: <gives number>
Me: Hmm, no. Wrong number.
Random: What?
Me: Wrong. Num-ber.
Random: Ohhhh wrong number? Really?
Me: Huh. Ya. Apparently, really.
Random: Oh, so, so, so, so, so, so sorry dear! Oh yeah, so sorry! Really, dear. Yup. Sorry.
Me: Okay… ?
Random: Okay have a good evening. Really, dear. Okay.
Me: You too… ?
<click>
