Fortune cookie, anyone?

I enjoy making random lists of meaningless crap.
That’s right, you heard me.
Lists of important, to-do information… not so much.
So, meaningless crap it is. Specifically, in this case, fortune cookie fortunes.
Hooray!
Right. Now that we have that settled…
Recently, I ate a massive quantity of fortune cookies.  Mama buys in bulk.  This sometimes works to my advantage, depending [...]

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The Mighty Launcher

I know you’ve all been waiting for this.
Come on, stop pretending like you have no clue what I’m talking about.
You’re excited. You know you are.
I know you’ve been wondering, right?
No need to be ashamed.
I know you’re thinking,
“Hmm… I wonder what ever happened to that girl’s neighbour, Barbados the  Cable Guy, and his rocket launcher that [...]

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